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$Find Bloodshedder=Talk with the fellow Doomworlders and then speak to Bloodshedder
$Bloodshedder=Welcome back. I've been expecting you.
$Bloodshedder=As you can see, the Zdoom community has attacked doomworld, and is now declaring war against us.
$Bloodshedder=We need you to be our peacemaker..
$#=Tell me, why are they attacking us?
$Bloodshedder=Better get a snack, because I got a lot to say.....
$Risen=Sigh.. Doom sucks
$Vader=Agreed.
$Tormentor667=Doom looks like it was designed by a 5 year old lol.
$Risen=Really.. Doom is just boring, ugly, and dumb.
$Vader=All these fan maps really fail. They never have any detail..
$Tormentor667=Hey! I got an idea! Lets recreate Doom!
$Risen=!!!
$Tormentor667=And it will be for Zdoom!
$Tormentor667=We can create slopes, skyboxes, and 1337 design and not boring like doom's!
$Tormentor667=And lets have super long and complexed levels showing just how fancy it is!
$Vader=YOU HAVE TO BE A FUCKING GENIUS CUZ THATS THE BEST IDEA I'VE EVER HEARD IN MY LIFE
$Bloodshedder=The project went on for a while.. meanwhile at a newdoom forum..
$Newdoom mapper1=Just finished this map today. I hope you people will like it!
$Newdoom mapper2=This is a nice map! I like it!
$Newdoom mapper3=Check out my map. I designed it for deathmatch!
$Newdoom mapper2=I like!
$Newdoom mapper1=Me too
$Newdoom mapper3=I also made this one too!
$Newdoom mapper2=Nice maps!
$Vader=Lol! They suck!
$Tormentor667=How many sectors does your map have?
$Newdoom mapper2=Um.. about 680
$Tormentor667=Lol, your map needs more detail. Don't bother releasing any map if your sector count is that much
$Tormentor667=Don't bother unless you got 8000 sectors. I won't play anything under that
$Vader=He has spoken
$Newdoom mapper2=Is that your map?
$Tormentor667=Hehe, suck this!!!
$Tormentor667=Ai em tha wInnas0r!!!!
$Tormentor667=Mewhahaha One of the KDiZD maps (E1M3) has even more detail!
$Tormentor667=approximately 7000 sectors and it is very close to the ZDoom linedef/sidedef limits   :) :) :)
$Tormentor667=Don't worry, KDiZD won't disappoint in any of its praised aspects!
$Vader=Thats right. As for you, make better maps or don't bother at all.
$Newdoom mapper2=.......
$Newdoom mapper1=I don't feel like mapping anymore..
$Newdoom mapper3=It was fun while it lasted..
$Bloodshedder=No one at newdoom seemed to care. But then the kdizd team started doing this in Doomworld...
$Tormentor667=Ph33r
$Doomboy=That looks really great.
$Vader=What? Is that all!?
$Tormentor667=Surely this is something unlike you never seen before ;) This is a map of epic proportions!
$AgentSpork=This is for kdizd?
$Vader=The one and only! This is the greatest project you will ever see!
$Tormentor667=The way Doom was meant to be!! :)
$AgentSpork=I don't think Doom was meant to have ridiculously detailed levels
$Darknation=Whats with the lens flares?
$Vader=It represents its greatness!
$Tormentor667=Kdizd is no match for other wads!
$Doomboy=wtf, this isn't about competition, its about having fun..
$Vader=This is the greatest wad ever you will appriciate it.
$AgentSpork=Yeah it looks great, big deal, you don't have to be so arrogant about it
$Vader=Fuck you asshole
$Darknation=What the hell is your problem?!
$Tormentor667=Its okay to be jealous ;) Kdizd will be a great success and will prove itself over the pwads we have today ;)
$AgentSpork=We wouldn't care less. Fine you got a project that recreates doom..
$AgentSpork=But you're making a big deal out of this
$Vader=This is the way doom was meant to be, appriciate it you fucking bastard
$Darknation=Is this some kind of joke? Get the fuck out of here.
$Vader=I'll fucking kill you asshole!
$Tormentor667=kdizd will be the greatest remake ever! :)
$Darknation=you are remaking Evilution as It Was Intended To Be With All New Textures and Hyperdetailing and Nick Baker and Assploding Balls
$Tormentor667=1st read thread, 2nd recognize that correct answer has been given, 3rd understand, that your answer isn't funny
$Darknation=1st lick my dick, 2nd recognize that the dick has been licked, 3rd understand, that your dick will never be licked unless your dog does it
$Tormentor667=Darknation, This is just for you, little gay:
$AgentSpork=Oh shi...
$Kristus=Oh shi...
$Doomboy=Oh shi...
$Kaiser=PENIS!!!!
$Pritch=Hey, WTF are you doing?
$Vader=NO FAIR! WHY WHY WHY WHAHAHAHAHHAHA I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU!!
$Bloodshedder=Tormentor667 got losered at the Doomworld forums for posting gay porn.
$Bloodshedder=......and meanwhile.....
$Tormentor667=I got losered at Doomworld :(
$Nash=WHAT NO FAIR WHY DID THEY DO THAT YOU DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG :( :(
$Tormentor667=I didn't do anything :( Doomworld just hates me because I am from Zdoom.org
$Tormentor667=They are mean :( Stay away from Doomworld! ;)
$Zdoom mong=YEAH! Doomworld sucks! Now finish that awsome project Tormentor!!
$Tormentor667=They are just jealous ;)
$Bloodshedder=whatever. It went on for a while, no big loss.. but then someone or something leaked the uncompleted kdizd project..
$Bloodshedder=Then all hell broke loose..they blame us for the leak. You must settle peace between Doomworld and Zdoom communities..
$Bloodshedder=Please reach the Zdoom community and speak with Tormentor and try to get him to pull back his zdoom fanboy army..
$#=I will
$Bloodshedder=Here take this blue key you will need it to unlock the zdoom gate. From there speak with the guards to allow you to enter.
$Proceed to Zdoom.org=Use the blue key you just recieved and go back where you first teleported at. There open the locked door and proceed to zdoom.org